Monday, 9 July, 2007

How Rajnikant killed Newton

Hi folks. Internet is a rare phenomenon these days in Himachal. So i just give you a short briefing about recent events.

- Monsoon started.
- The natural Kaschmir-Ice-Lingam melted!
- had to leave one wisdom tooth at manali dentist (cost 150 Rs- incl. fine local anesthesia)
- had spectacular bike accident, cause of a stupid car who was driving without brakes down the road. Crashed into an upcoming car. My langotia-yaar Anant and me were o the bike ca. 4 metres behind. Car crashed into us. Anant placed the bike very gentle. I made a backwardflip from the bike. Fortunatley nearly nothing happend to us. But my camera is broken.
- got a wonderful 1-liner Rudraksh and still exploring its powers.
- met some people from the Calcutta-Rikschaw-Riders in Manali
- saw "Shrek3" (not so good as Part2 but still nice), "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom" (fun!), "Eragon" (what a crap!), 24-new Season (addicted), "300" (pffft), "The Fountain" (interesting; wonderful design), "Spiderman3" (stupid plot, average effects),"Ishq Vishq" (sorry, didnt like it). Would like to see more Bollywoodmovies- but english subitles are not available.
- played a game called "Indigo Prophecy" (awesome, crazy, wonderful multi-storytelling and effects, but absolutely stupid)

- waiting on the new wonderful Rajnikant-Movie, but seemingly it is not dubbed in Hindi yet. I try to grab every newspaper-article i can reach and have a nice collection of Pictures showing people who are milking giant Rajnikantposters. Meanwhile i learned to flip my specs in the Rajnikant-style *veryproud*. And additionally i want to share one email about Rajnikant which i just received. So all of you who have no clue what Rajnikant (the southindian superhero-actor) is all about will get a short introduction.

>Subject: why newton committed suicide..

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide…......Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is hot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang…..the gangster dies…..This was too much for our Newton to take!

4) He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible? Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


Beth said...

So sorry you have had such misadventures!

Poor Newton. I would love to see a Newton vs. Rajnikanth comedy sketch.

umananda said...

oh, i would love to see a movie with Rajnikant and Jackie Chan. And maybe the "Die Hard4"- sort-of-Bruce Willis. And the team from "Dhoom2" should produce it. And the story could be settled in Newtons time, so you get youre sketch, Beth. How sounds that? hehee.

Dont be sorry for my accident, actually i was very lucky. Just it is shit that the guilty driver fled altough he assured me he will pay for my camera. but who knows... last time i had an accident i india something really good happened soon after.

Srikar said...

That was damn funny...had a great laugh ---